Michael Phelps' Ex-Girlfriend (The One Who Used To Be A Man) Is Now Starring In A Michael Phelps Parody Porn

 
(TMZ) — Michael Phelps’ self-proclaimed ex-girlfriend just had a close encounter with about a billion little swimmers … after shooting her very first hardcore porno flick … TMZ Sports has learned. The “star” is Taylor Chandler — who claims she had a relationship with Phelps after meeting him on Tinder. She also says she’s “intersex” … which means she was born with both a penis and a uterus (she’s since had the penis removed). And now, we’ve learned Chandler is showing off what she’s got below the belt in a new X-rated flick she shot with Vivid Entertainment … the porn company famous for bringing Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to the world.

Before we get to anything we need to address the elephant in the room… WHERE IS HER BELLY BUTTON!?!?! If she still had a penis the lack of a belly button would still be the thing that stuck out most to me. A dick I can get around, duct tape it up or something like that. But no belly button? Good God almighty I’d be out of that room in a flash.

Second, I’m going to go easy on Michael here. He’s probably in a tough place. And you know what? Who hasn’t had an ex try to fuck with his mind? Who hasn’t had an ex come out saying and doing kinds of shit to try and piss him off once they break up? It’s happened to me, and I’m sure it’s happened to you. He without sin cast the first stone. If you haven’t had your ex-girlfriend announce to the world that her name used to be Dave then create a parody porn fucking a fake you for Vivid Entertainment then by all means, lay into Mike. But you won’t see any rocks flying from this glass house.